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HOW PIZZA &
RANCH ARE YOU
I REMEMBER THE DAYI WAS INTRODUCED TO PIZZA AND RANCH...
Like it was yesterday. Because it was yesterday.
It's become my guilty pleasure. More pleasure than guilt, though.
I immediately started spreading the word to others.
I've been flexing my pizza and ranch muscles ever since.
I honestly don't remember life before that magical day.
Ranch + Extra gooey cheese pizza please.
Ranch + Veggie pizza. My favorite way to eat veggies.
Ranch + Spicy meat pizza. I'm all about the meats.
Ranch + BBQ chicken pizza. Sweet, smoky bliss.
Ranch + any pizza. Really. Literally. Any. Pizza.
MY FAVORITE PIZZA + RANCH MOMENT IS...
Big night out
Big night in
Super fun game day
Every moment is a pizza and ranch moment
I ENJOY EATING PIZZA AND RANCH...
Maybe one a month?
It’s a weekly tradition.
When I'm sharing with others, so at least once a week.
It’s part of my training, so 2 or 3 times per week.
MY ATTITUDE TOWARDS PEOPLE WHO DON'T DO PIZZA + RANCH…
Empathetic… I’m still learning myself.
I like to offer specific pizza + ranch recommendations.
I believe they just need more pizza +
I make a point of introducing them to the
wonders of pizza + ranch.
It's not that I'm angry. Just disappointed.