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I dip my pizza into ranch like...
A cop dunking a donut into a mug of morning coffee.
A bear cub in a honey pot.
A painter with a blank canvas.
A swan sipping from a cool pond on a summer's day.
The ratio of ranch to pizza should be...
There’s pizza under this ranch?
A tiny dab per bite is just right.
Like a layer of icing on a wedding cake.
A dallop per slice should do the trick.
The way I apply ranch to my pizza...
Is carefully calculated, and never rushed.
Is a bit messy, and I like it that way.
Is a form of self-expression.
OMG, just get ranch on my pizza already!
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